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thatisnotahat:

I’ve been watching this for 5 minutes and giggling like an idiot.

I woke up looking this good and I wouldn’t change it if I could. You can say what you want, I’m the shit. ***Flawless. 

mako:

Give up. It’s over.

riesshistoria:

are lesbian mermaids called h2omosexuals

everydaylouie:

what did the slowpoke family do to deserve this

Ladies, if you love your man show him you the fliest.

Grind up on it, girl, show him how you ride it.